JOELL ORTIZ - FOOD FOR THOUGHT VIDEO

I'm really feeling Ortiz these days. I can't wait for the Slaughterhouse album too. Check out this new original video, dope lyrics and sick flow... oh yeah, the beat's by Cookin Soul, who I just found are 2 producers from Spain! (atleast that's what AKH told me last nght during our little private Hip Hop debate backstage) these dudes are insane, making mad noise everywhere... Shoutout to Nahright!

WHAT CRACK WILL DO TO YOU

I haven't watched this in a long time.... I thought I might remind myself why I will never hit a crackpipe... Bling Bling's got melodies though

POOL PARTY

Q: how many Japanese people can you fit in one pool on a very hot day?
A: about a trillion!!!!
The funny thing about this picture is that everyone seems to be having a great time. I'm just surprised that no one took their waterproof camera with them...

A NEW CHEAP GAME

Here's a game you can play next time you're stuck with a guy you don't like, a log, a plank, a plastic bin and a blind fold...

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OBAMA DOING THE MOONWALK

REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER JULY 24, 2009

It's been a while!!!


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New Rules July 17 (Going hard at MJ)

CAN'T HEAR NOTHING BUT THE MUSIC PT 11

I listened to my ipod on the team bus while my latin teammates where all singing and dancing to their salsa on our way to Lucern yesterday (we had a doubleheader and won both games). I mainly listened to J Cole's Warm Up , Wu Tang's 1992 demotape and the new Maxwell. I'm very disappointed with Jay-Z's new single. I can't believe it, I never thought I'd say this but there - is - not - one - bar- I - dig - in Jay's verses!! I like the drums, the guitar and Kanye's verse but the rest is doodoo. I'll still put the track on this week's playlist and give Jay halfapass but he better deliver a dope Blueprint 3 on 9 11!!!

coroners music - Guilty Simpson
whip lash - Pac Div
heart and soul - Red Café (produced by Pete Rock)
let's talk about - Cam'ron feat Jadakiss
how I got over - The Roots
run this town - Jay-Z feat Rihanna & Kanye West
lights please - J. Cole
brand new (remix) - Drake feat Lil Wayne
pretty Wings - Maxwell
expresion - Bugz In The Attic ( Souled2soul dub)

LEADOFF LEGEND

Rickey is my favorite baseball player ever! He's the reason I'm an A's fan (with Billy Ball of course). Always fun to watch, the Showman was quick, slick and smooth... and into the Hall of Fame. "Man of Steal" collected 3'055 hits, 297 home runs and 1'115 RBI. The 10 time All-Star was the AL MVP in 1990 and won 2 World Series. Henderson led the AL in steals 12 times and holds the record for steals with 1,406, runs scored with 2,295, unintentional walks with 2,129, and homers leading off a game with 81.

NATURE'S WRATH

No, these aren't crack rocks fool! This is what fell from the Swiss sky in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.... hailstones the size of Easter eggs and winds of over 100 km/h bumrushed le Canton de Vaud with fury... somebody better invent bulletproof umbrellas quick, run for cover!!

WU-TANG CLAN DEMO TAPE 1992

Wu-Tang fans are gonna love me for this. I jacked it from Yeezy's page! I just wish that I could open up that Nas' demo I downloaded the other day AAAARGGG!

SOLAR ECLIPSE IN ASIA

The moon passes between the sun and the earth during a solar eclipse as seen in Changsha, Hunan province, China.
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10 WEIRDEST SEX LAWS IN THE WORLD

I did some research (yeah right!) on the internet before posting... what I meant was, these so called facts are all over the web. I don't know how true these really are but they're funny nevertheless. You be the juge...

Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm OK, I’m sure the lamb appreciates that one)

Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense...)

Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Ouch!)

Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (...a brick?)

Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. (Wonder how they enforce that one?)

Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. COOL)

Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (Of course!)

Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (We have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...)

And the wierdest law in the world is...

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I shudder at the thought. How many of us would be virgins today

SUBFONK'S MJ TRIBUTE

My homie Omar (Prine O' AKA the Helicopter Man) hit me with this link. He and Fat Daddy have a dope concept/webpage called Subfonk you should really check out. Trust me, music lovers, it's worth the detour. These dudes know what's up when it comes to black music. This month's Subfonk show is dedicated to the King Of Pop (why am I not suprised?) Living for the Fonk!!!

NO TRACK LIST PROVIDED: IT’S ALL ABOUT MJ. DISCOVER AND BE SURPRISED BY THE SELECTION AND LISTEN TIL’ THE END FOR AN EXCLUSIVE UNRELEASED JOINT...

KAIRA SHOPPING - RNB HARDCORE

kaira shopping saison 1 episode 24 le rnb hardcore
envoyé par nico-manga. - Gag, sketch et parodie humouristique en video.

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I CAN'T HEAR NOTHING BUT THE MUSIC PT 10

I haven't been listening to much lately (too busy reading a dope book under the sun by the lake). I am however, about to listen to that new Pac-Div (Church League Champions) I got last week. That's about it. Oh, I did get Maxwell's new album and you should too. It's called "Black Summer's Night" and it was the only album able to contend with MJ's crazy record sales last week (Maxwell's new album sold over 310'000 copies in the US in it's first week!) So, since there ain't much else ou there lately I thought I'd hit you with a new "Top List". Here are my 11 favorite Hip Hop Album TITLES (in no particular order)... I chose these because of the originality, the wittiness, the wordplay and/or the simplicity. "All these Titles had great impact when pronouced out loud and gave me the shivers when I first dicovered their name... and of course these are albums I also enjoy very much listening to as well... feed back svp!

It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back - Public Enemy
Music to Driveby - Compton's Most Wanted
Bulletproof Wallets - Ghostface
Liquid Swords - GZA
Edutainment - Boogie Down Productions
Aquemini - Outkast
Efil4zaggin - NWA
Illmatic - Nas
The Sun Rises in the East - Jeru The Damaja
Doggystyle - Snoop Doggy Dogg
21 & Over - Tha Alkaholiks

VIDEO - MAKE HER SAY

I've had this song on heavy rotation since april. It's a Kid Cudi track feat. Kanye West & Common. It was first called "I Poke Her Face" wich is not as politically correct I guess... DJ A-Trak did the scratches. I got this from Mr. Worldpremiere as I was on my way to the new Entourage episode...

WRONG ANSWER

This just made me laugh so hard...

MJ TRIBUTE IN STOCKHOLM

This is the official clip from BOUNCE & Friends. More than 300 dancers met at 15.30, got informed and then
learned the choreography in 30 min. Less then 1 hour later they performed it.

I WANT THIS!!

Dear Santa,
I love ping-pong and I really want this in my home. Please stop banging your reindeer and tell your little elves to get to work. Handle it and don't be late,
thank you
Chuckie

DOCUMENTARIES FOR MUSIC LOVERS

I can't wait to see this:


I also really wanna see this:



and this:
Standing Shadows of Motown

EVIAN ROLLER BABIES

DID YOU KNOW ? PT1

I just waisted 3 hours of my life surfing the net with no real intention. I did however come across some real crazy, funny and interesting facts I thought I might share with you. You ready?

Did You Know that...

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death

Turtles can breathe through their butts

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Once upon a time In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren't added to it

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button

BLACK MILK IN MONTREUX

My homie Dynamike choped it up with Black Milk @ the Montreux Jazz Festival the other day. Black Milk performed in the Miles Davis Hall before Little Brother and Talib Kweli on the 4th of July. Check out the video and find out what his favorite sneakers are, what he does in his spare time, what his favorite food is, Will Ferrel and PORN !! LOL

CAN'T HEAR NOTHING BUT THE MUSIC PT 9

I just got my internet connection back at home, FINALLY!!.... What's up with the music yo? It's been a crazy month I'll tell you that. All this Montreux Jazzin' and this MJ media spazzin' is really wearing me out. So yeah, I've been listening to alot of Michael lately wishing I could do the moonwalk. Human Nature is my new ringtone, Sorry Roger but your "Be Alright" track had to bounce. Speaking of which, I also eliminated all the rocket fuel I've been stocking up in my system lately with LMFAO's album up in my ipod when I went jogging yesterday. I've also been listening to alot of Q Tip lately, his new stuff and his old ATCQ classics of course. I still got my "Summer Breeze" special mix on rotation, available on my blog (tuesday 30th june). Man, I love that Ohio Players Summertime track so much... PS, I'm very sick of The Game, I cannot stand Rick Ross and I can't wait for the Slaughterhouse Album to drop, deal with it! Here's this week's playlist:

Mr. Hudson - Supernova
Looking 4 ya - Andre 3000
The Winner - Drake
Go Slow - Seven feat talib Kweli (DJ Premiere remix) AVAILABLE ON ITUNES!!!! SUPPORT YOUR SWISS ARTISTS
History - Mos Def feat. Talib Kweli
We fight/We love - Q-Tip feat Raphael Saadiq
The One - Slaughterhouse
I Know Your Name - Alchemist feat Travis McCoy & Lil Wayne
Reckoner's Encore (Jaydiohead) - Minty Fresh Beats
Hold the Line - Major Lazer feat Mr. Lex & Santigold

Q-TIP @ THE MONTREUX JAZZ FESTIVAL

We (as in the Invinczible Show feat. Vincz Lee, Melting, M.A.M. Disiz, Stress and myself with a sweet 16 a ccapella - lol) were the opening act for Raphael Saadiq and Q-Tip last thursday @ the Montreux Jazz Festival. Needless to say, the crowd went nuts as the Abstract Poetic killed the Miles Davis Hall with his crazy energy and a very impressive tracklist... enjoy bitcheeeeeees!!

with Raphael Saadiq:


Sucka Nigga:


Bonita Applebum/Electric Relaxation:


Scenario/Check the Rhyme/Vibrant Thing:


Award Tour:

JAYDIOHEAD: THE ENCORE

I actually talked about this project on my radio show (Downtown Boogie / Couleur 3) a while back and to my surprise, I just got an e-mail from Max Tannone himself (Minty Fresh Beats) with a link to his new project. Another Mash-up with Jay Z you say? Well check it out before you jump to a skeptical conclusion because this is pretty "Fresh". It's the sequel to his original Jaydiohead album. It has 5 all new tracks that are really worth the detour.
Enjoy!

Jaydiohead on Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) - 01/07/09 from Minty Fresh Beats on Vimeo.

THE SWIGGYMEISTERS IN MONTREUX

Here we are, The "Swiggymeisters" backstage after our Invinczible show @ the Montreux Jazz Festival last thursday... Shout outs to Disiz & Rick E, Swiggy Swigg, MAM, Gimamen, Terrorime, Vincz Lee, Stress, Trust The Buzz, This is Africa, The Boogie Squad, Melting, Thabo Sefolosha and his brother, the whole MJF staff for hooking us up and everyone else that I had a drink with... MJF is not over... great laughs, You figure it out

SACHA BARON COHEN ON LETTERMAN

This guy is a genius nuff said!

Sacha Baron Cohen Letterman Interview 7-7
par yardie4lifever2

CRI$TIANO RONALDO

Pour ceux qui ont eu un doute, voilà pourquoi le Real Madrid a dépensé autant:

Le Real Madrid a commencé à rentabiliser le transfert astronomique de Cristiano Ronaldo. Son maillot s'est en effet vendu à la cadence de 15 exemplaires à la minute à la boutique du club lundi soir après sa présentation au stade Santiago-Bernabeu. En deux heures, la boutique du Real du stade a vendu 2000 maillots floqués du N.9 de l'attaquant vedette portugais, à 85 euros pièce, soit plus de 15 par minute pour une recette globale de 170 000 euros, ont rapporté lundi les journaux sportifs AS et Marca. Dans la cohue, 300 maillots de Cristiano Ronaldo, ont été volés. La "Cristianomania" a continué mardi: les maillots taille adulte étaient épuisés.

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OXMO - SOLEIL DU NORD

As you can see, I took my foot off the gas pedal of my blog mobile lately! All this MJ sh*t and me not having no internet connection @ home since over 10 days both kinda put me on hold. C'est très difficile pour moi de vivre sans adsl chez moi. Je galère. Je squat les wifi à gauche/a droite, au Starbucks et au Apple Store, chez les potes par ci et par là.... bref, voici un petit bijou que je suis obligé de partager avec vous... enjoy!

Oxmo Puccino - Soleil du Nord
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WHAT IF...

Here's an expert photo of what MJ would've looked like without all the plastic surgery....